

USA Independence revoked - Effective Immediately on the order of Her Majesty
To the Citizens of the United States: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
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To the Citizens of the United States: In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
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Boob jobs are top graduation gift
Breast enlargements are now the most common graduation gift for girls who pass their secondary school exams in Italy.
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Breast enlargements are now the most common graduation gift for girls who pass their secondary school exams in Italy.
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ATM gives out free money in the UK
Bank customers cashed in after bungling staff put £20 notes in a cashpoint instead of tenners.
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Bank customers cashed in after bungling staff put £20 notes in a cashpoint instead of tenners.
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Double pepperoni, mushrooms, extra cheese and ... porn?
A new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pie has once again proven the adage: sex sells.
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A new pizza restaurant in western Canada that delivers pornography with every pie has once again proven the adage: sex sells.
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Irish University offers Masters Degree in Video Games!
Looking for a Post-Graduate course? Trinity College Dublin are now offering a Masters Degree in Video Games!
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Looking for a Post-Graduate course? Trinity College Dublin are now offering a Masters Degree in Video Games!
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Speeding fine riddle
A researcher has been slapped with a speeding ticket in Somerset - despite living 800 miles away in Germany.
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A researcher has been slapped with a speeding ticket in Somerset - despite living 800 miles away in Germany.
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Calfornia Town For Sale on eBay
The first town ever auctioned on EBay - and later sold on the online auction site a second time - is back on the market after the hamlet's latest owner committed suicide.
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The first town ever auctioned on EBay - and later sold on the online auction site a second time - is back on the market after the hamlet's latest owner committed suicide.
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Uni offers degree in northernness
University students can learn about coal-mining, rugby league and brass bands as part of a new degree course in northern life.
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University students can learn about coal-mining, rugby league and brass bands as part of a new degree course in northern life.
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150,000 MILES IN A FERRARI
Ferrari enthusiast racks up the miles in his old 308 GTSi warhorse.
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Ferrari enthusiast racks up the miles in his old 308 GTSi warhorse.
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Teacher makes student write "i am a retard" 100 times case aquitted
A teacher who forced a pupil to write "I am a retard" 100 times was acquitted by an Italian court on Wednesday of abuse charges.
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A teacher who forced a pupil to write "I am a retard" 100 times was acquitted by an Italian court on Wednesday of abuse charges.
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Wimbledon sees red over underwear
Wimbledon is getting its knickers in a twist. Tatiana Golovin had the Wimbledon referee reaching for his rule book when she sought to appear on court wearing red underwear.
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Wimbledon is getting its knickers in a twist. Tatiana Golovin had the Wimbledon referee reaching for his rule book when she sought to appear on court wearing red underwear.
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Hamilton Crashed Go-Kart
Formula One ace Lewis Hamilton pranged his go-kart - minutes after selling it for £42,000.
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Formula One ace Lewis Hamilton pranged his go-kart - minutes after selling it for £42,000.
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New Maserati GranTurismo Launched
The new Maserati GranTurismo has been officially unveiled in Britain at London’s Royal Horticultural Halls. Surely one of this years greatest launches. See Pics..
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The new Maserati GranTurismo has been officially unveiled in Britain at London’s Royal Horticultural Halls. Surely one of this years greatest launches. See Pics..
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Pub becomes embassy to beat cigarette ban
Landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week's cigarette ban by turning his bar into an embassy for a remote Caribbean island.
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Landlord Bob Beech is getting round next week's cigarette ban by turning his bar into an embassy for a remote Caribbean island.
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