Bank 'gave' customer £2m
An absent-minded bank clerk accidentally gave a customer nearly £2 million instead of her £50 winning premium bond.
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Going to be long darling? New survey reveals how long men wait for women in their entire lives.
British men spend almost a year of their lives waiting for their wives or girlfriends, a new survey reveals.
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£105,805 bar bill
A businessman's night out at a London nightclub ended with a bar bill for £105,805.
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Aussie dog reunited with owner after 2,000 mile odyssey
An Australian dog was reunited with his owner Thursday after an Outback odyssey that took him more than 3,200 kilometres (1,990 miles).
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'Wizards' held after 'get rich quick' potion kills 8
Detectives are questioning a group of 'wizards' over the deaths of eight men who were poisoned in Indonesia.
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Fisherman nets 16ft Shark 200 yards of North Yorkshire Beach
A fisherman has told Sky News Online how he landed a 16ft thresher shark just 200 yards off the North Yorkshire coast.
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113 year German Football tournament: Final this weekend
The first German championship title decider will be concluded on Saturday -- 113 years after it was supposed to have taken place.
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Ajax developer wanted: $240k/year - one catch
Know AJAX, then apply for this job, $20k a MONTH!
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Rogue Goose Foils Final Missile Shield Test
An errant Canada goose has been blamed for the failure of the 25th and final test of George W. Bush's missile shield, a defense department spokesman said today.
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Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
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Study reveals: Obesity Is Contagious, Can Be Spread by Sexual Contact
A study published in The New England Journal of Medicine reveals not only that obesity is contagious but also that it can be spread by sexual contact.
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John McCain To Play Corpse In Special CSI Episode
Seeking to breath life into his flagging presidential campaign, Sen. John McCain announced today that he will be appearing in a future episode of the hit CBS TV show, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
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Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer
Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics of the software detected Internet Ex
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Thames Water imposes hosepipe ban
Thames Valley, UK - (Ass Mess): As South East England drinking water supplies trickled to an all-time low today Thames Water has vowed to impose a hosepipe ban to avert a predicted national disaster.
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United stars 'spaced' out
Manchester United are extending their training ground car park because stars' huge motors won't fit.
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