'Wizards' held after 'get rich quick' potion kills 8
Detectives are questioning a group of 'wizards' over the deaths of eight men who were poisoned in Indonesia.
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Fisherman nets 16ft Shark 200 yards of North Yorkshire Beach
A fisherman has told Sky News Online how he landed a 16ft thresher shark just 200 yards off the North Yorkshire coast.
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113 year German Football tournament: Final this weekend
The first German championship title decider will be concluded on Saturday -- 113 years after it was supposed to have taken place.
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Ajax developer wanted: $240k/year - one catch
Know AJAX, then apply for this job, $20k a MONTH!
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Rogue Goose Foils Final Missile Shield Test
An errant Canada goose has been blamed for the failure of the 25th and final test of George W. Bush's missile shield, a defense department spokesman said today.
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Bush Sells Louisiana Back to the French
The White House announced today that President Bush has successfully sold the state of Louisiana back to the French at more than double its original selling price of $11,250,000.
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Study reveals: Obesity Is Contagious, Can Be Spread by Sexual Contact
A study published in The New England Journal of Medicine reveals not only that obesity is contagious but also that it can be spread by sexual contact.
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John McCain To Play Corpse In Special CSI Episode
Seeking to breath life into his flagging presidential campaign, Sen. John McCain announced today that he will be appearing in a future episode of the hit CBS TV show, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.
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Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer
Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics of the software detected Internet Ex
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Thames Water imposes hosepipe ban
Thames Valley, UK - (Ass Mess): As South East England drinking water supplies trickled to an all-time low today Thames Water has vowed to impose a hosepipe ban to avert a predicted national disaster.
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United stars 'spaced' out
Manchester United are extending their training ground car park because stars' huge motors won't fit.
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Nuclear Waste
Bosses of the doomed Sellafield nuclear plant are splashing out £1.6million changing its name... to Sellafield Ltd.
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Prankster Dentist gets sued over Tusks gag
An oral surgeon who temporarily implanted fake boar tusks in his assistant's mouth as a practical joke and got sued for it has gotten the state's high court to back up his gag.
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Homeless world cup begins in Copenhagen
Hundreds of homeless people from across the globe waved flags and blew whistles at the start of the Homeless World Cup on Copenhagen's main square.
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Drunk astronauts allowed to fly?
A panel has found that astronauts were allowed to fly on at least two occasions despite warnings they were so drunk they posed a flight risk, Aviation Week reported on Thursday on its Web site.
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