Funny & Weird News 
The Latest Interesting and Funny News from around the world! I mean, this section is seriously funny, funny funny funny. Think its Weird and Strange That im typing funny and Funny News alot? Perhaps im trying to increase my ranking for those key words? Anyway i do hope you enjoy our selection of Funny News, Weird News Flip side nuf sed peace! My Brevrin!


DJ forgets to hit 'live' button
DJ Andy Greener broadcast for an hour unaware he was not live and that listeners could not hear him.
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DJ Andy Greener broadcast for an hour unaware he was not live and that listeners could not hear him.
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Wife's nagging left me impotent
An Italian man is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife's constant nagging left him impotent.
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An Italian man is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife's constant nagging left him impotent.
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Polish builder sacked for humping hoover
A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports.
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A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports.
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Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
Some office humour to make you smile.
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Some office humour to make you smile.
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Cops hunt charred power cable thief
Derbyshire Police are looking for a "badly scorched" wannabe copper cable thief who decided it was a lucrative idea to hacksaw through an 11,000V power line, Reuters reports.
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Derbyshire Police are looking for a "badly scorched" wannabe copper cable thief who decided it was a lucrative idea to hacksaw through an 11,000V power line, Reuters reports.
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US to get Marijuana vending Machines
Vending machines distributing the drug marijuana are to begin operating in the US state of California. The machines can only be used by people who have been prescribed the drug for health reasons.
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Vending machines distributing the drug marijuana are to begin operating in the US state of California. The machines can only be used by people who have been prescribed the drug for health reasons.
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F1 star takes wheel from cabbie
Michael Schumacher took over the wheel from a taxi driver when he was running late to catch a flight.
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Michael Schumacher took over the wheel from a taxi driver when he was running late to catch a flight.
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The Great "fish" escape
The owners of a trout farm were amazed a photographer caught their fish making an extraordinary escape on camera.
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The owners of a trout farm were amazed a photographer caught their fish making an extraordinary escape on camera.
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Fearless GM mice dont fear Cats
Japanese scientists have created a genetically modified mouse that is not afraid of cats.
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Japanese scientists have created a genetically modified mouse that is not afraid of cats.
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Homemade cocaine-smuggling sub
Colombian marines seized a makeshift submarine capable of smuggling up to 12 tonnes of cocaine through the Pacific to Central America, making it one of the largest such craft found, authorities said on Friday.
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Colombian marines seized a makeshift submarine capable of smuggling up to 12 tonnes of cocaine through the Pacific to Central America, making it one of the largest such craft found, authorities said on Friday.
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Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women
Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
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Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
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Officer accidentally shocks self with Taser earning reprimand
A police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally discharging a Taser, causing an injury to the police officer.
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A police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally discharging a Taser, causing an injury to the police officer.
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Man fleeing police killed by alligator
A suspected thief disappeared into an alligator-infested lake as he fled police only to turn up dead the next day with gator teeth marks on his upper torso, authorities said Tuesday.
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A suspected thief disappeared into an alligator-infested lake as he fled police only to turn up dead the next day with gator teeth marks on his upper torso, authorities said Tuesday.
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